Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage
yknow it's funny. I am so much more interested in dating girls with wieners now that I don't have one myself anymore. that dysphoria really just be blockin your chakras or whatever. now the horny can flow freely.
you guys are funny
what if hornet is red-green colorblind and thats why she has a bright red cloak even though she stays in/near greenpath
ok i put her through a colorblind filter and.
IM SO SORRY YOU HAD TO FIND OUT THIS WAY
id like to present to you my proposal for a Michigan-less super lake
Lake No More Michigan
Lake Michigone
important PSA about when your car is smoking
like literally smoking from the engine
white and you smell pancakes?
it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live
a slight blue tinge?
it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live
grey, looks like fire smoke?
gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.
sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.
Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.
White or blue, you’ll pull through.
But if it’s gray, get away.
new genre of videos youtube’s algorithm has decided I needed to see
Ryuk: oh man he’s batshit I’ve hit the jackpot
my roommate who is like. the most straight laced cis dude ever. just came into the living room and said "the masculine urge to get pregnant." then stood there for a second before leaving silently.
You’re doing what to your roommate??
magic is real you fools it happens when you make other people laugh